He was telling you a story.
No boy is going to sweep you up and kiss you as you lay dying, a result of eating a poisonous apple.. because that's just creepy. You probably shouldn't have let a stranger in your house to begin with. He is not going to fly you around on a magic carpet, and if you are so lucky, I assure you he has flown lots of other girls on that very same carpet. And when he searches his own kingdom for you, just to return a forgotten shoe, it's because he thinks you're easy. When plates, untensils, and clocks not only come alive, but begin to sing and try to feed you dinner, you should probably call for help. You were rufied. I really hope you never get locked in a tower surrounded by dragons because you'll have to grow your hair out. And that is such a hassle. Besides, some girls look better with short hair. I also pray your parents aren't overbearing and don't let you grow legs and live on land, just for a boy. Or date a hot white settler even though he's of a different nationality, but maybe you should've listened to them because now you might have just sold your voice to an overweight octopus. Someone is bound to die or be injured because you're just so in love. I also would not consider you a functioning, sane person if you got advice from birds, candle sticks, a cricket, a lobster, mice, your horse, a willow tree, your pet tiger, a racoon, or any other inanimate object or animal.
{but you do get to wear a pretty dress, so maybe it's worth it}
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