a letter to jon gosselin.

Dear Jon Gosselin,

i once was a fan of your show. i occassionally felt sorry for you. i understand that having eight children and a wife who emasculates you every chance she gets must have been hard, but here's the thing.. you have eight children. you are 32. cool it with ed hardy attire. puh-leeze.

thanks.

oh,+PS. rumor has it you bought a 2 bedroom apartment in manhattan. Uh, do I need to point out{again} that you have eight children? You aren't a bachelor. You don't need a bachelor pad.    Grow up. That ship has sailed, buddy.
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one last thing. take out those ridiculous shiny dinner plates you have poked through your ears. {ROUND 3 of reminders: you have eight children}
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eh, maybe one more thing. your new girlfriend's eyebrows creep me out. a lot.