just a few.

dear bankplus,
 seriously?

dear room,
 clean yourself.

dear b,
 please stop throwing gang signs you learned from the alternative school kids in public.
 p.s. i also regret showing you the shocker. that is also inappropriate in public.

dear tire that keeps going flat,
 give me a break here. my funds are limited.
 (see first letter.)

dear kristen stewart,
 i know there are a lot of people that don't like you. however, i am not one of them. i love your awkwardness. and the way you slouch and play with your hair when you're uncomfortable.

dear hair and rainy weather combination,
 seriously?

dear uncertainty,
 thanks for also being a possibility. i'm alot more into you when i think of you that way.

dear saved text messages,
 thanks for making my stomach do flips. please don't accidently delete.

dear curse words+dirty words,
 you are consistantly fun to say but sometimes you really get me in trouble. however, few words feel as good coming out of my mouth.

dear heart,
 i appreciate you being so big and ambitious, let's hope the rest of my body and life catch up soon.

dear crayola,

attached is a list i've compiled of names of new crayons for you to make. i think you should use them because they have great imagery, and i feel as if some people will not only relate to but also, get a kick out of their names. i won't charge you anything for my ideas.. as long as you send a free box to me.
love,
sydney


spring leaves
ariel's hair red
hamburger grease orange
dried up oatmeal
sopping newspaper
michael jackson's sparkle glove
split-pea soup
pollution sunset
hooker blue eyeshadow
unicorn blood
thriller jacket red
british teeth
smokey full moon
ripe pumpkin
dead worms on the side walk pink
melted spiderman ice cream
edward scissorhands skin
after dinner mints
old lady pink
melted snow-slush grey-brown

reverse letters.

dear sydney,

SAVE ME.

-money

dear sydney,

SPEND ME.

-money

dear sydney,

please purchase a new chi. i'm struggling here.

-hair

dear sydney,

be fearless.

i was.

signed oscar wilde

dear sydney,

can you please use me a little more wisely. you're beginning to take me for granted.

signed creativity

dear sydney,

you're embarassing.

signed sydney